witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

Happy 43rd Birthday Elizabeth Stamatina “Tina” Fey (May 18th, 1970)

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my mom:you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me:yes but today is not that day
How to write an essay:
Step 1:Open Microsoft Word
Step 2:Cry
Step 3:Open Tumblr

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sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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