THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.
gilmore girls re-watch → 1x04 ‘the deer-hunters’ [1/3]
Scarlett Johansson in Ghost World, 2001.
My fantasy is that all my friends pretended to forget my birthday so that my surprise party will be even more of a surprise. Wishful thinking, I know… This is what I get for not shouting it from a hilltop like most sensible birthday girls.
Now at an age where I’m not sure whether I should be referring to guys as guys or men.